Do you like WiFi speeds of 5 mpbs? Upload speeds of under 1 mpbs? Love low-quality videos, downloads that take hours, awful service, and people who could care less? This service is perfect for you! With Frontier, we guarantee that you'll be taking a sledgehammer to your router in UNDER a week! -But don't bother calling us to repair it, because we don't care about you. Just give us your money, and we WON'T be giving you your money's worth anytime soon!